I'm Bored - The Novel

It is uncertain how long this hiatus will last, and what changes will be made once it ends.

Admittedly, the main reason this hiatus is happening is because I'm running out of ideas as to how I can really involve myself.

The other reason is because, well, I hate seeing this place dead. The vast majority of the hiatus will probably be spent doing things entirely unrelated to Fun Allowed. However, I might look into finding a less restrictive host... eventually.

(Edited due to things)

Subject: I'm Bored - The Novel Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:00 pm

Tick...tick..tick...tick...tick

A young boy stared up at the clock, eyes glazed over and a bit of drool hanging from the corner of his mouth.

Tick...tick..tick...tick...tick

His eyes rhythmically followed the hands of the clock, not missing a beat.

Tick...tick..tick...tick...tick

His eyes began to waver, the drool becoming more heavy.

Tick...tick..tick...tick...SLAM

"JOHANESS STRIPADILLO ARTIMEUS TALULA DOES THE HULA FROM HAWAII, WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" a large, frazzled lady screamed out as the busted through the door of his room.

"Watching this clock, it's ever so fascinating. I never knew time could be so beautiful." the boy sighed dreamily.

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING CLEAN YOUR ROOM THIS DOESN'T LOOK CLEAN TO ME WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOUR SISTER POKEIHUNTASS SHES GONNA GO TO HARVARD YOU KNOW AND BLAH BLAH BLAH..." The boy tuned her out and went back to watching the clock. He couldn't believe that the hand was about to hit five in just a few minutes. It was going to be a magical experience. "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME OH MY GOD WHAT DID I GIVE BIRTH TO A TURD I GIVE UP ON YOU BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH..." The grotesque creature then turned with a huff and waddled out of the room, leaving Johaness alone once again.

"I'm bored..." he muttered to no one in particular. "Might as well watch until the clock hits 5 and then do something else..."

Tick...tick..tick...tick...tick

Author's Note:

Subject: Re: I'm Bored - The Novel Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:52 am

More like poke-a-cunt-ass!

Im so sorry.

Subject: Re: I'm Bored - The Novel Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:12 pm

i think it's about TIME for him to get a hobby