Monster Energy Tier List

After careful consideration, I have made alterations to the tier list.

Changes:
--> Additions
----> Added Übermonster
----> Added Extra Strength: Black Ice
----> Added individual tier placements to each of the discontinued drinks
----> Added 'Ungodly' tier but it's empty
--> Edits
----> Moved 'REHAB: Rojo Tea' and 'REHAB: Green Tea' to the Rest in Peace bin, god rest their souls
----> Moved 'Ultra Blue' up a tier

I had Ultra Blue again recently and it tastes better to me than what I previously remembered; instead of this weird confused berry taste it now has a distinctive blue raspberry flavor. Mad Dog tastes slightly better to me than it previously did but not to the point where I would move it up a tier; it's still basically liquefied cheap fruity candy in flavor so I guess I got used to it after having so many cans of it. I really wish I had a can of Heavy Metal, now that was really fucking weird when I first had it but that really grew on me; it had a weird strawberry flavor. I hope I never have to put a new variety of Monster in 'Ungodly', Protean was so fucking horrible to the point of being undrinkable; protein powder in typical energy drinks is a really bad combination of flavor.

I bring an update, Lo-Carb has been moved from Shit Tier to Middle Tier, everything previously in Low Tier (Assault, Cuba Lima, and JUICE: Khaos) has been moved to Shit Tier, and Ultra Sunrise has moved from Middle Tier to Low Tier.

I had Lo-Carb a few days ago, and it's not as if it tastes any different compared to any previous times I've had it but I had a realization about it. I've been judging it undeservedly harshly because of how it tastes exactly like Rip-It Energy's diet edition which is literally $1 if not 99 cents compared to Monster's usual price of around $2; I felt that for Lo-Carb's taste being the exact same as a generic brand's, it means it's a bad variety of Monster. Although opinions about Monster Energy is an extremely subjective thing, I now feel that the judgement I've made about it is invalid because the reasoning is flawed.

First of all, a variety of Monster Energy tasting like a generic brand's drink isn't an inherently bad thing in itself; what's actually important if it's good or not. To Rip-It Energy's credit, its diet variety is actually pretty good for being a generic drink, and as for Lo-Carb tasting extremely similar to it, it may not be one of the best varieties of Monster but it's still good. It's been moved up into Middle Tier because it honestly does taste just about as pleasant as Ultra Blue and PUNCH: Mad Dog.

Now then, I moved Ultra Sunrise down from Middle to Low because it's, not that great of an orange-flavored drink. Sure it's better than JUICE: Khaos but it's still iffy. I don't know, I really like orange-flavored things in general but Monster really hasn't gotten that flavor right of all things.

Assault, Cuba Lima, and JUICE: Khaos have moved to Shit Tier where they belong. I can't even remember what Assault tastes like now, and Cuba Lima is very poor for trying to be a lime-flavored variety (and I do enjoy lime-flavored things in general but it just doesn't get it right), and JUICE: Khaos is more disappointing than Ultra Sunrise in its orange taste.

I'm thinking about making more revisions to list, but I'm happy with these ones for now. Thank you Tulip for supporting me, and this big elaborate shitpost.