| Egg Quest: Return to the Farm | |
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Posts : 229 Sand : 241 Reputation : 8 Join date : 2013-09-06 Age : 2022
| Subject: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:27 pm | |
| So yeah, Eggbert the egg is in a kitchen and trying to escape. You guys have to help him out. (so this is like a pick your adventure kind of thing.
Eggbert is on the counter. To the left is a bowl and to the right is a picture of Miss Piggy.
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Gravelord Neto
Posts : 206 Sand : 218 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2013-08-21 Location : Papa Nito Loves You Age : 25
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:36 pm | |
| use the picture of ms piggy to masturbate furiously into the bowl and then make jizz muffins | |
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Posts : 229 Sand : 241 Reputation : 8 Join date : 2013-09-06 Age : 2022
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:48 pm | |
| [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Eggbert is not sure how one can masturbate without arms | |
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Gravelord Neto
Posts : 206 Sand : 218 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2013-08-21 Location : Papa Nito Loves You Age : 25
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:58 pm | |
| you dont masturbate with your hands eggbert
you masturbate with your heart
now jack off and make jizzmuffins | |
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Posts : 229 Sand : 241 Reputation : 8 Join date : 2013-09-06 Age : 2022
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:30 pm | |
| [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Eggbert forgot that his heart can be used for that
But now he's made a mess of himself. | |
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dragonslayer oddish
Posts : 363 Sand : 376 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2013-08-21 Location : in ur pants soon enough ;) Age : 24
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:46 pm | |
| tell a funny joke and crack yourself up | |
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Posts : 229 Sand : 241 Reputation : 8 Join date : 2013-09-06 Age : 2022
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:05 pm | |
| What did the rapping chick say to his audience I'd like to give a shout out to my peeps[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Eggbert changed forms! | |
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CasualCollision Admin
Posts : 618 Sand : 648 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2013-08-21 Location : Redneck Land Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:47 pm | |
| Keep your shell on! Clothe yourself, young... egg! Nobody wants to see your yolk. | |
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Posts : 229 Sand : 241 Reputation : 8 Join date : 2013-09-06 Age : 2022
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:14 pm | |
| Eggbert puts his shell back on
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He's feels oddly different though | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:17 am | |
| Roll into the picture of jayden ford and hatch into a baby chicken. |
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CasualCollision Admin
Posts : 618 Sand : 648 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2013-08-21 Location : Redneck Land Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Sun Sep 08, 2013 3:19 pm | |
| Come to the stunning conclusion that you are now Gay Jesus. | |
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Posts : 229 Sand : 241 Reputation : 8 Join date : 2013-09-06 Age : 2022
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:21 pm | |
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CasualCollision Admin
Posts : 618 Sand : 648 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2013-08-21 Location : Redneck Land Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:55 am | |
| Go to Satan Man's stage to get his power in order to become Gay Egg Satan instead. | |
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Posts : 229 Sand : 241 Reputation : 8 Join date : 2013-09-06 Age : 2022
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:40 pm | |
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dragonslayer oddish
Posts : 363 Sand : 376 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2013-08-21 Location : in ur pants soon enough ;) Age : 24
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:20 pm | |
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Posts : 229 Sand : 241 Reputation : 8 Join date : 2013-09-06 Age : 2022
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:50 pm | |
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Ravenyte
Posts : 29 Sand : 29 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2013-09-18 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:43 pm | |
| roll underwater and become marine egg! | |
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CasualCollision Admin
Posts : 618 Sand : 648 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2013-08-21 Location : Redneck Land Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:47 pm | |
| Become tempted and sexually aroused at the Deviled Eggs. | |
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Posts : 229 Sand : 241 Reputation : 8 Join date : 2013-09-06 Age : 2022
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:15 pm | |
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Posts : 229 Sand : 241 Reputation : 8 Join date : 2013-09-06 Age : 2022
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:05 pm | |
| [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Eggbert has gotten a girlfriend these path months. what to do now? | |
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CasualCollision Admin
Posts : 618 Sand : 648 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2013-08-21 Location : Redneck Land Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:22 pm | |
| Crack your girlfriend up. | |
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Gravelord Neto
Posts : 206 Sand : 218 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2013-08-21 Location : Papa Nito Loves You Age : 25
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:35 pm | |
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dragonslayer oddish
Posts : 363 Sand : 376 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2013-08-21 Location : in ur pants soon enough ;) Age : 24
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:01 pm | |
| Wipe that black stuff off your faces. | |
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eblu
Posts : 199 Sand : 219 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2013-09-06 Location : superior sega carnival (sega carnival is dead) Age : 22
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:26 am | |
| Wipe those transparent words off your faces. | |
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Posts : 229 Sand : 241 Reputation : 8 Join date : 2013-09-06 Age : 2022
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:37 am | |
| - CasualCollision wrote:
- Crack your girlfriend up.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]She dead now >fuck the egg Fucking a dead body is gross. Eggbert refuses >Wipe that black stuff off your faces. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Eggbert complies >Wipe those transparent words off your faces. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE YOU FILTHY SWINE | |
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dragonslayer oddish
Posts : 363 Sand : 376 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2013-08-21 Location : in ur pants soon enough ;) Age : 24
| Subject: Re: Egg Quest: Return to the Farm Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:29 pm | |
| devour your girlfriend to gain her powers | |
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