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CasualCollision
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 | | Subject: Half-Island Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:47 pm | |
| In the Dark Theme Research Facility, the Anomalous Materials laboratory received the purest sample of bullshit ever seen. It was given to by a someone who's background is to this day is not clear. The administration demanded it to be scanned and observed as soon as possible. What happened next was something nobody could be prepared for. Unforeseen Consequences A rift opened between Chao Island and The Fuck Dimension, and soon, the entire planet was overridden by indigenous 12 year olds. If that weren't enough, our own authority figures and militia turned against us as an attempt to cover up the disaster. 90% of Chao Island's population were wiped out, after being taken over by another alien force in a mere 7 hours; No Fun Allowed. Only a small handful made it out of Dark Theme alive. One of which was Ricky Freeman, who single handedly closed the rift.  ((And of course nobody is going to get it since nobody here plays Half-Life except me))
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:51 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:32 pm | |
| Even though I don't play Half Life I still found it beautiful ;_; | |
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Gravelord Neto
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:00 pm | |
| does this mean were the lone survivors?
because theres only a handful of women here idk how this is going to end | |
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CasualCollision
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Thu Sep 12, 2013 11:45 am | |
| We're not allowed to reproduce thanks to No Fun Allowed being under full control. We need a rebellion! | |
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Vapor
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Thu Sep 12, 2013 4:13 pm | |
| Dang, there goes my ultimate fantasies. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:21 pm | |
| How about asexual reproduction | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:42 pm | |
| Yes, that is banned too.
Any sort of sexual pleasure or temptation is banned. No, you are not allowed to stimulate your ear. Give me that.
And pick up that can. | |
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dragonslayer oddish
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:37 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:00 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:24 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:34 pm | |
| how dare yuo im am offendend | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:39 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:18 am | |
| so I guess you could say there's
no sun allowed | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:47 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Sat Sep 14, 2013 7:11 pm | |
| I say we sacrifice billy for that horrible pun | |
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dragonslayer oddish
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:43 am | |
| I'd run away but there's
no run allowed | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Sun Sep 15, 2013 12:16 pm | |
| billy come on man
no pun allowed | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:01 pm | |
| This topic has turned into shit.
No dun allowed. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:54 pm | |
| - Dr. Roivas wrote:
- billy come on man
no pun allowed Jesus FUCK | |
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dragonslayer oddish
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:25 pm | |
| we can't even have hamburgers because
no bun allowed | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:25 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:29 am | |
| With such friends as Dr. Joshy  Vile Calhoun  Riku Freeman would have no problems defeating anything that stood in his way. | |
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dragonslayer oddish
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:57 pm | |
| unfortunately we all also have to die
no one allowed | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:17 pm | |
| and we don't have anything to defend ourselves with
no gun allowed | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:29 pm | |
| everyone has to get in here to think
no shun allowed | |
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dragonslayer oddish
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:56 pm | |
| we're never allowed to finish anything
no done allowed | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:04 pm | |
| where is the church to save us
no nun allowed | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:27 pm | |
| at least there's always something good on tv.
no rerun allowed | |
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| | Subject: Re: Half-Island Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:12 am | |
| THIS JUST IN - THE REBELS WIN
GOODBYE | |
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