s rank in city escape?

i don't know how to get an s in city escape it just gives me an a how do i do this
by the way this is a joke

I don't get the joke.

i think your supposed to find all the small animals to get an s that what my brother says

Ok so

First of all, you have to unlock Metal Sonic and run all of City Escape. After you do that you set your fucking console on fire. do it. just fuckign do it you dumb piece of shit do it do it do it do it

it didnt work

First you go download the HD version on steam you piece of ****. Then you add a few cheats to the game. Go to city escape and before the level loads up, activate te codes so your a piece if shit rather than sonic. Then, use the other chess to fly into the houses and jump into a toilet. In the toilet will be a big ring. Lick it then jump through. When you see it gives you A rank instead, rage and destroy your computer with one of your family members appendages and this it into a fire. Then get a new shit laptop and load the game. Every letter in the game will be replaced with an S.For your shit for listening to me.

do i have to get the battle dlc to

Yes, but you have to buy it 666 times and then makeout with your computer until you impregnate it and then it will give birth to a netbook that has all s ranks on it but only has 1% battery and you cannot find a charger for it anywhere.

if u really want to keep the battery up the only way is by sticking your penis into the charger port and masturbating furiously with hot sauce on your hands